so i found this
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real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.
I stopped reading at “real women”
you should have kept reading
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if we’d developed particle weapons during the ronald reagan era we could have called them ronald rayguns but we fucked that up just like everything else
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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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